May 2012
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Movies anyone? →
broken-dr3amer: jaycakes: 10 things i hate about you 13 going on 30 17 again 27 dresses 30 days of night 30 minutes or less 50/50 50 first dates (500) days of summer another cinderella story (selena gomez) a cinderella story (lucy hale) artificial intelligence bad teacher beastly bridesmaids bride wars captain america castaway the change-up clash of the titans click cloudy with a chance of...
May 26th
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Grawr.
I had a really nice dream about my first day of work in the future. :| Why couldn’t I just stay asleep? :|
May 25th
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Anime.
I need to keep track of some of the amazing animes I’ve watched… “Dance in the Vampire Bund” is definitely on the list. “Sankarea” is pretty good. Ugh. I forgot so many…
May 25th
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May 25th
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G'Night!~
May the power of Froyo be with you and stuff.
May 25th
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May 25th
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LoL.
I hate people. I hate people. This game will never let me forget how much I hate people.
May 25th
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25 Things I’ve Learned In My 20s →
You can’t date a jerk and expect to turn them into a good person. Jerks are fully committed to being unpleasant. Those brief moments of tenderness they give you are designed to trip you up and give you false hope. It’s best to stay away altogether.   The rumors are true: your metabolism does slow down as you get older! That means if you’re still eating whatever you want, there’s a good chance...
May 25th
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BORED.
So, I’m going to draw random stuff. Yes. I’m that bored. . ___ . [Let’s see how far I actually get. :|] Maybe, I should make a Bucket List. 8I
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May 25th
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Y.O.L.O.
Using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now. What do you mean you don’t know if you’re joking or not? It’s not like the more you say it the less of the fact that you only live once is going to change…
May 25th
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WatchWatch
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS NOW AND GET IT ON THEIR BLOG.  I have no sympathy for anyone with the “Anon Function” on. You’re allowing yourself to get trolled. Don’t give me that, “It’s my Tumblr! I can do whatever I want!” Pathetic. “Oh, I can’t deal with this, and I’m going to kill myself cuz anons don’t like me!” ...
May 24th
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Ice Cream!
Grandpa: -ripping empty ice cream box-
Taylor: -points- Ice cream!
Grandpa: No more. D:
Taylor: -runs to her little chair and flips it over-
Grandpa: =. =
Me: LOLOLOL.
May 24th
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May 24th
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G'Night!
Mostly good day!~ :3 So tired. :D
May 24th
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May 24th
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Reblog so people know who you are.
Name: Tony V. Yoeung :’3 Tumblr Name: @WaeTonyWae Nickname(s): Tony, T.Y. Tony Yoeung Birthday: March 9th, 1992 Relationship Status: Solo Potato Random fact about you: I sleep with the lights on. :D
May 24th
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May 24th
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Whatever!
Whatever! I’m over it. Obviously, some bxtch was too poor to buy their own volleyball. The Buddhas said it’s good to donate to charity. Shower -> Eat -> LoL.
May 24th
blogsecret: Im turning 16 in a little over a week. I’ve never been kissed.  … I’ve never even been close.  To anyone else with this problem, don’t worry. If that’s your biggest problem, then you’ll be fine. Find someone special to give it to. Someone’s out there, just for you. Have a little faith, and be patient.
May 24th
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Reasons to Hate Bolingbrook.
Reasons to Hate Bolingbrook: Shady as fxck people. Just had two of my volleyballs stolen. Woop. Seriously, people make it so hard to have faith in people. This is why I hate people. The extra stupid part? These people are the people who played with us for the last few hours in volleyball. Total strangers but playing volleyball together. I’m done. NEVER bringing MY shxt out again, unless...
May 24th
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Momma and Smileys.
My mom likes to use the ” :-) ” Smiley Face. It scares me. :|
May 23rd
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The following quotations are taken from official...
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."
May 23rd
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Blood.
I hate the smell of my own blood.
May 23rd
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I took a chance, and look where that led me.
May 23rd
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Toby.
My little baby puppy person. I love this noob. He just crawled onto my bed and sprawled out. Then, he started to squirm and get comfortable. xD Gah. I had to cuddle with him. xD Anyways, Time to destroy his ears with music as I do random stuff. :D <3
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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"Once Upon a Time."
I just finished Season 1. Season 2 is supposed to come out in Fall, I think? GRAWR. I dislike the ending. My favorite characters were: “Red” and Belle.
May 23rd
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